The Great Miracle
I do believe that I’ve passed to the next level of enlightenment, as last night I performed a real miracle (and before the discerning tongues of Ypsi roll out a collective carpet of drool I have to apologize; hard as I tried, I wasn’t able to turn the Huron River water into beer).
This is big, people, and I mean real BIG; I was able to actually transfer songs to my computer from cds and then transfer them to this tiny little thing called an MP3 player! And before anyone scoops me on this, I also hear that there are now these walkie-talkie-like things called cell phones, and with these little gadgets you can communicate with other humans via satellite!
I’m marking my calendar so that next year on this momentous day I can celebrate The Great Miracle of Aural Fuel.
Twenty days until I leave for China, and because it’s my last shift at work and I’m farting around, only six minutes left until I’m more than a half-hour late to get to TC’s…I’ll at least be there to open the doors on time…maybe…
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