Say It Aint So!!
Monday, September 10th, 2007Asashoryu Akinori, Yokozuna and all-around bad ass of Sumo wrestling,
has returned to Mongolia to be treated for stress and depression after being slapped with a two tournament suspenion.
I have to admit I feel partially responsible; surely my absence as Lead Stalker in the bowels of the Osaka stadium started him down the path of despair.
To make up for my slack then, I’ll be drinking from my Asashoryu coffee mug only from here on out,
and I’m pullin’ out the big guns and calling on the almighty; if anyone can fix this mess, then it’s my man Shibble!