When I boarded my flight to Beijing this morning, I heard the people in front of me speaking Mandarin and grinned; it was like music to my ears, even if I could only understand a little bit. I was so sparked to be getting back to Beijing that even the Chinese men on the plane who continually cleared their throat demons (and thankfully spit ‘em in their barf bags instead of on the floor) made me laugh.
As we circled the city I grinned down at the sprawling skyscrapers as, “Yessir, that’s my baby, nossir, don’t mean maybe!” played continually in my head. Halfway through my forty minute cab ride I started coming down from the high; something wasn’t right here.
As soon as I walked in my room and saw the two twin beds the feeling was overwhealming; this is the first time in Beijing without The Ig, and it just feels wrong.
I turned on the t.v. for a little company, to no avail. To make matters worse, A.T. is inconsolable and refuses to leave the bed in front of the t.v. that The Ig usually slept in.
To cheer myself up I headed straight for a place where I knew I could get candied crab apples. Apparently all things are unaligned here now that The Ig is MIA, as the man is no longer there! Wah! AND, they’ve made my favorite internet cafe a no smoking place! Lemme tells ya, The Big B is on a new health kick, and I don’t like it one bit, damnit.
Ah, where have the good old days when you could easily find candied crab apples to gorge yerself on and smoke yourself silly in the net cafe gone?